May 2012
38 posts
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
May 21st
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May 21st
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“Liat tuh anak kamu kelakuannya.”
– Ayah kepada Mamah, saat melihat foto-foto akuh
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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A Moving Yet Living Quirk
A: Emang kamu pas tadi bilang ke warung dulu tuh kemana sih?
B: Aku ke pom bensin, mandi.
A: ...
B: Hehe iya, tadinya aku mo mandi di kampus kamu. Abis aku udah 4 hari gak mandi, kamu kalo ngeliat aku kaya sikat wc deh.
A: ... (nangis) (beneran)
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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April 2012
70 posts
How I flirt
Me: You know you remind me of a book character...
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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friend: how do i find you on tumblr?
me: you don't.
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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